This site is a kingdom, in and of itself.
You’ve heard the fairy tales of your youth, perhaps more than once. Perhaps more than twice. Perhaps more than three times. Perhaps more than four times.
You’ve never heard them like this.
Because they were birthed from my mind.
And you don’t know what I’m thinking because you’re not me.
But I’ll be your storyteller. Let me be your storyteller.
Because we’re in for an adventure you’ll never forget, or, at least, you won’t be able to forget even if you really really want to.